While the Pope loves and adores all of Gods children, he suggests Brother Honan invest in continued education focusing specifically in geography.

"How can you prove there's no heaven? Without observable data, that's not a scientific judgment, it's just a subjective opinion, and yours is as good as Hawking's. "

How many DVDs can one extremist Muslim hide in their beard?

While I agree with Jesus' conclusions, I find my self wanting one just for the aesthetics.

@bowei437: Except that 40 million helps "we the people" when it identifies what structural improvements will withstand catastrophic environments more readily. Peoples homes, belongings and lives will be saved as a result.

@bleekeh: I think you just proved his point.

I wanna laugh at this. I really do, in fact I have a few jokes lined up.

The ad may be a bit over the top.

@Kung-Fu Kurtis Carnivale of Carnage: Yet if you ever driven a Lumina you know what a dire state Hungary is currently in.

I'm also very excited for the web/watch features. Sports seasons will definitely be enhanced by being able to see what's going on around the league while viewing a game.

Shut up, just shut up!

It really is annoying enough chat requests when all I want to do is log in and wish ______ a happy birthday so I don't get disowned.

Someone call Bruce Willis!

I love Thinkgeek. I also love Unicorns.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Whooooaa -Oooohhh!

@tw@t: I hardly think the 7" size it it's foremost feature.

This is precisely why I'm so hesitant to do any real work on any of my idevices.

Just for the record, that graphic is awesome.

+$1 for Americans.

This app and kit look great. The only problem is I would never use one.