What about his masterpiece, Failure to Launch??!!

Oh Aaron, no.

Tampoon haha!

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.

Also, in my youth when I found out the actor who played Spike did NOT have an accent in real life, I died a little. I have never fully recovered.

Swedish Chef's real person hands freak me the fuck out.

See my vest!

How lovely. Does it also come with a tiny tampon?

Blue eyes don't smolder; they PIERCE.

In merican; crescent rolls.

True story, when I was little, I thought my Uncle was one of the dancers. Sadly, untrue, but how cool would that have been!

Stop this crazy talk. The world needs less Kid Rock, not more.

And would lose it the next day because she didn't know it was special.

the redundancy is adorable!

I want to mock these people but I can't because I am a big fan of subscription boxes and that's almost the same thing—getting surprised by stuff I could easily buy but find much more interesting when someone else sends it to me.

ideal wedding scenario #2-> this song plays as i stroll down the isle

Or any of the gorgeous houses on Esplanade in New Orleans (or in the French Quarter, Garden District or Bywater). Like this one:

Jezebel powers that be, can we make the Sifaka Lemur happen? 'Cause it's time. RIGHT NOW. I can't even find gifs to show the level of internet sensation this animal deserves. So a humble image and video link will have to do.