I was on the CTA red line one early morning on my way to work. When this guy sits down across from me and just pulls his penis out and starts masturbating, he just sat there, stared at me and went on with his business. I could not move, I had absolutely no idea what to do. Ugh.

Was that a Lab puppy? We had labs growing up. I miss them so much, they really are the funniest/sweetest dogs.

I had to watch it for a third time to see the lady in the fireplace! What is this!? I'm so excited!

Never gets old.

Why do people stay with someone who beats them? Too scared to leave? Think they will change? Want to keep the family together, for the kids? I could go on. I do understand your aggravation though.

It does look a little like it says All of the Boys. I had to put my glasses on and squint. Soo much glitter!

Please keep that hat forever!

Threadless is awesome. But very few people can afford $25.00 for a little girls tshirt. COnsidering that she will probably grow out of it in a few months.

It says All of the Above. Not all of the boys. It's still gross, but it's not the worst shirt in the world.

I NEED that snoopy on roller skates tee! I NEED IT!

Oh that's a good idea!

Illinois here, I got some from the farmers market that came in from Michigan. They are so yummy!

No problem, I wish I was better at giving advice. Just hang in there is really all I can say.

Peach cobbler. I've been on a huge peach kick lately. Also, send me some please?

Ugh. You do you. You don't need to change for ANYONE! I wish your mom was more understanding. *Hug*

I bought "nice" shampoo and conditioner today. Like $8.00/bottle nice. I'm poor and that's how I treat myself.

If I left dry food out for my cat she would eat it all in 5 minutes and then spend the next 20 minutes throwing up in random places. She INHALES her food. We feed her small amounts throughout the day. We also serve her food on a pretty large plate. The slower she eats, the better. But all pets are different. You do…

Where do ya'll go to buy bras? The last one I got from Victoria's Secret, and it fits nice. But now everyone is telling me that Victoria's Secret sucks at fitting bras. I'm so confused!

Can I be best friends with your wife? I'll bring over cheesecake.

Now that everyone I know is having babies all the flipping time, I'm starting to get really nervous about someone having a daughter and naming her Suzanne. Seriously guys, this is a real fear of mine.