Oh my god! My bf's mom lives in Houston, she is also the coolest woman you could ever meet. I can't wait to hear how excited she is about this.

Bat boy was my favorite. There's a record store by my house that sells bat boy tshirts. I so want to buy one.

I love bald babies. When they have just a little bit of soft hair. That's when I think they're the cutest.

So you're basically saying that I should go to bed drunk every night?

$4,000!?!? It's beautiful, but daaaaamn.

Oh man, I've told people for years I want one rom in my house that is nothing but a giant bounce house. Can we be best friends and make this happen?

Is it just me or does that bed look really small? If I'm spending that much money on a bed I need to be able to run laps on it.

Fuck people! Fuck them! If you can't afford $200/plate then don't have such a fancy/expensive wedding! That B should be glad any of her friends even showed up, she sounds like a horrible person! She needs to shut her mouth and write a nice thank you card!

You mean taught America how to make "Fried butter balls"

Am I the only person that has FB friends posting about Paula Deen, and how she needs support? Are you guys experiencing this too?

I am and always will be team Waffle!

Why not?

What year was this made? What the hell is this?

Wait wait wait. They'll just give you $100/month per kid? Will they do that with cats? Can I move to Canada and get extra money for my cat?

That makes sense. I worry more about "Will my Toms get ruined if I wear them today"

See, I adore rain. If I had my way it would rain 5/7 days of the week.

I'm all happy because I get 3 paychecks in July. So I've been spending a little more on groceries. Yeah, I bought organic milk today!! Watch me be all crazy with my organic milk while I sit here and enjoy it with graham crackers I got on sale at Target! Woooh!

Are you in Chicago? We've been sleeping with the window fan on and I feel like I'm getting a cold. I had to wear a jacket outside today! Today and tomorrow are my days off. I'd rather my days off be cold rather than hot. I plan on cooking all day today.

I'm here in Chicago and it has been pretty damn chilly for this time of the year. NO complaints though, because I hate being hot.