Now I feel insecure about how my vagina isn't strong enough... :(

What did Scott Baio do to make everyone hate him? What did I miss?

God, I can barely do one regular push up. I'm so out of shape. :/

Potato Jesus. hahaha i can't stop laughing. Seriously, there's no excuse for such shitty tattoos.

This. I didn't use tampons for the longest time because I thought they would be too much of a hassle to take out when I had to pee. The sexed class we took in school was for shit.

This is the greatest thing that's happened to me today!

He's not real, right? Right guys? RIIIGHT?! I ugh, I can't even. I just can't.....

My friends mom had some nightgowns from the 80's, not too sleazy but definitely sequined enough for us to wear around her apartment dancing and singing along to Patsy Cline albums, pretending we were on The Grand Ole Opry.

I'm jealous of both Robert De Niro and Lil Bub.

I have their lotion, it's amazing!

After reading some of these comments, you have all confirmed how badly I do not want to have a kid. I'm exhausted just reading about pregnancy clothes and bloated feet. Thank you.

Yeah, you're probably right. I just didn't think of it.

I don't think it's mean. Why not just admit that *gasp* you've never heard of them? Large music festivals have never really been my thing, I think I would go crazy at Coachella. Also that jerk in the headdress, COME ON!

I know crocs are ugly, but damn are they comfortable. Also very affordable. I work in a bakery and am on my feet 8+ hours a day. I don't make a lot so I can't afford the more expensive kitchen shoes like Danskos. Crocs are awesome and buying a pair won't cause me to go broke. I should be their spokesperson.

Oh man, I forgot about The Golden Girls. It wasn't filmed in Florida was it? Just set there?

Nothing good has ever come out of Florida. Except for Tom Petty. But I like to believe he's secretly from my home state.

ELF!

OMG! That woman is amazing!

Is that woman really even hula hooping?!

My family is a lot like this. I basically ignore anyone like that until I have to see them...holidays....birthday parties. One of my cousins recently posted an anti gay marriage FB status, "If man and man are allowed to get married, then what will stop people from wanting to marry their dog's and cats? Where do we…