Is there a Vikings fan alive right now who isn’t sucking in their gut and waiting for the punch?

See this is why you need to be like Kate Hudson. Star in one really great movie at the start of your career do shit for the rest of it and hook up with an athlete who can’t do it in the playoffs. So Oliva sorry but you have to hook up with the Red Ryder BB Gun.

That's awful. Speaking as one who lost a parent years ago, I couldn't fathom losing two in the same day.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

C’mon Barry. Saying the crowd was mostly made up of DraftKings employees is a bit misleading. They are also some of the top players on FanDuel.

Isn’t it possible that Cousins is the cancer here, not Karl? I mean no owner is getting rid of Cousins because he is the face of the franchise and you can sell a lot of Cousins merch. But if he is going to act like a child, aren’t you kind of trading any chance of winning for money? If the owners want to win, maybe…

Gawker Media’s game is picking one or two things (HS football deaths, gun violence, and college sexual assault to name a few) and then just report on every single one as if it’s the first time it’s ever happened to try and convince you that it’s happening at a much higher rate than it ever has (regardless of whether…

Or it just wouldn’t be reported on. Cheerleading is up there with football in terms of deaths and paralyzed participants and you never hear word one about it.

There is zero cohesion as far as fan support, and almost never for the two teams actually playing that day.

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

He’s the worst. I liked him for about 10 minutes, then realized every column of his was:

The four editors’ exits were coordinated, and Simmons, according to this source, told the editors who jumped ship with him that a condition of their employment was that they couldn’t warn anyone at ESPN they were leaving, in order to hit the site as hard as possible.

Every time I think Simmons can’t be more of a douche, he proves me wrong. Every damned time.

Ron Darling is the worst! lol

Every time I hear him talk, all I picture is Family Guy version of James Woods. I can’t un-hear it.

TBS, you can have the Braves back. In return, PLEASE never air a playoff game again...

Strike zone interesting again this evening.

“This is the kind of Star Wars/io9 cross promotion that Gawker is going to spend the next few months driving you insane with”

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.