Maybe baseball, and it’s 90 seconds between pitches, history of exclusionism/racism/xenophobia, rampant performance-enhancing drug use, and unmatched desire to sniff its own farts, has always sucked, and it’s only now when there are actual alternatives to that entertainment dollar has baseball had to actually adapt to…

I think if you are willing to approach this subject honestly, it should be obvious that a line must be drawn somewhere. If not, the logic eventually leads to acceptance of a single “open” division between the sexes, effectively extinguishing women’s athletics.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

He did make a Boogie Nights reference in there though. So we get that bingo square.

A) You couldn’t have all the scores together at the end?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Or someone not “smart” enough to ask their “barber” not to make them look like a “complete asshole.”

Little Caesars: Come see our empty insides before we do the same to you.

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

We are still unsure what happened

(frisks Ben Reiter) (he has the 2025 Sports Almanac in his jacket pocket)

It’s weird how that occurs at the strangest moments, often right before disaster strikes. For me it happened just as I was biting into my 4th Chalupa at Taco Bell.

And lost too! It’s like Christmas morning!

You’re burying the lede here.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE. The NFL isn’t going to like this one bit.