why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

“AN OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS REGARDING THIS SPECIFIC STATISTIC”

I AM VERY CONCERNED YOU HAVE NOT SCORED A TOUCHDOWN OFF OF A PASS TO A
WIDE RECEIVER SINCE 2013. THAT SEEMS LIKE BAD FOOTBALL.

SIGNED, A PERSON WHO BARELY FOLLOWS FOOTBALL

this may be the most incredible stat i’ve heard in a long time.

That game sums up the Chiefs fan experience pretty well. Talk up the team, glimmer of hope, looking like they’re going to win..... Then brutal defeat.

The town was an AWFUL movie. A car chase in the North End?

If you’ll allow me to be an asshole pedant (Is there any other kind?), nobody in Boston has ever called someone from South Boston a “Southie.” You’re from Southie; you’re not a Southie.

These will never ever get old.

“JET FUEL CAN’T MELT A MOTHER’S PRIDE!”

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

From the FB post:

Really, though, Jim Tomsula deserves a lot of credit for last night. What a coaching job. Hopefully he gets some dollar bills in his spare-change cup today.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Current 49er starters who are either Pro Bowlers or 1st team All-Pros:

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

By his administration’s own conservative estimate the Iraq clusterfuck resulted in the deaths of AT LEAST 500,000 Iraqi civilians. But a Kanye diss was his lowest point, because it affected him.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Yeah The Steelers sucked on D, try blaming LeBeau now, but isn’t this behavior right in line with what Mangini said in the ESPN piece? If you film us in Giants Stadium I’m outing your whole operation to the world. Really I’d like to think there’s some form of Karma coming to these assholes.

So I guess maybe if the headsets weren’t working they couldn’t correctly signal to the defense to adjust coverages. Again I’m not as intelligent as all the Pats fans, loyal and football savvy since 2001, but maybe that might have had some effect. But hey welcome to Deadspin Bill Simmons

Before any Patriots fans comment: