Gabrielmd
Gabrielmd
Gabrielmd

“..he checks for quarters in a pay phone..”

This is like a print edition of The Best American Yahoo! Sports Comments

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself

Meh.

Every night, Adams wakes up screaming.

This doesn’t have enough stars, imo. Either that, or most people haven’t watched A Christmas Story as many times as I have.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

White rapper, cheap-clothing connoisseur (thanks for the spelling help, Google!), generally annoying pop-culture gnat that just won’t go away. Also, look at that fucking haircut.

How have you managed to avoid his music? I’m so envious.

“I still don’t see how the playcall was so terrible”

Well, at least I laughed at “again”.

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

Before I saw it was Simmons, I expected the first tweet to be “fuck yall, u faggot losers”

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s

I’m a Giants fan, what the hell are you talking about? You’re a Vikings fan? You have my sympathies. If you seem to have no issues with people stealing playbook and other things how would you feel if you found out that The Giants had The Vikings playbook and hand signals prior to The 2000 NFC Title Game?

Time to book at flight to some Third-World countries.

The butthurt Pats fans are out in force today! "There's nothing new in here!" "It was legal!" "ESPN are liars!"