Found in Joe Flacco’s locker.

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.

Yeah jeetz

Nobody throws their phone away…who does that? I mean, come on.

Are we sure this isn’t actually Bill Simmons’ Dad?

There is NFL precedent here, as the Houston Texans did not recoup any pick losses from Matt Schaub.

Has there ever been an NFL team that has been gifted six automatic wins per season more often?

Uh with that secondary? Me thinks not.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

you could do much worse than reading Charlie Pierce and Peter King.

I’m assuming that includes winning off the field.

Does that include pre-season?

Should A-Rod be charged with murder or just involuntary manslaughter?

They’ve already (laughably) named Kirk Cousins the starter for Week 1. Kirk Cousins sucks ass, but Washington fans have been brainwashed into believing he is somehow going to be better.

It’s basically the Subway Restaurant curse; Jared Fogel, Ryan Howard, RGIII, JFF, Mark Ingram.

“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”