I was on a flight from Phoenix to Houston that departed at 6 AM. Because I wore a Seahawk hat, I got the pleasure of sitting next to a Steeler fan who gave me a two hour lecture why the Steelers fans are better and why the Seahawks are bad. I went and sat on the airplane toilet for half an hour so I wouldn’t have to…

My cousin is a plumber and got called to a house that he figured out was Todd Haley’s to install a urinal in the master bathroom.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Great. So GB is down their best receiver.

The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

All you needed was an 8-track player and a leather fringe jacket to make that the most `70s story ever.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the Eagles will never, ever win a Super Bowl. Not in my lifetime, not in anyone’s lifetime. They are destined to fail for eternity.

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My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

No, he doesn’t seem to. He called a friend the night of his first national title and asked, “Why aren’t I happy?” He is happiest when he’s deeply involved in the minutiae of running a football program. That’s why The Process fits him so well.

As a Vikings fan, let me assure you that opening game isn’t as concerning as you may be believing. This Vikings team isn’t making the playoffs, like many are saying they can.

I mean, it’s theoretically feasible that someone could ride their fixie from Silver Lake all the way down to Carson.

You know, ironically.

Actually I hate to call out Drew (no I don’t) but these drawings are the ones that San Diego made for their proposed San Diego Stadium. The Carson drawings don’t really have so much fine detail, but they do have scenes from “Any Given Sunday” projected onto the side of the stadium in order to avoid NFL logo copyright…

They must have thought the new stadium was going to be built in Portland.

The worst part was that not only could Saints fans rub it in our face, but Packers fans could also rub it in our face because their washed up former champion Brett Favre got us SO CLOSE only to let us down. Fuck the Saints, fuck the Packers, and fuck me for being a Vikings fan.

There is a prize. And here’s what you’ve won.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?