Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Deadspin Twitter: "The NFL is a racket run by shameless scam artists."

Seems legit

LeBron definitely hasn't been himself. His weight loss is something that I've wondered about, particularly as it effects his ability in the paint. Does that mean he can't power through to the rim like he typically could? Did he lose muscle mass along with the weight? Maybe. But, I can't believe that alone would…

As a Jew, I thought it was pretty okay.

Who foots the moving bill?

Anyone who thinks a Star Trek movie is Christopher Plummer's low point has never seen Star Crash.

Peter King is out here with the worst possible takes:

Not many details yet, but I have one: the 49ers were just eliminated from playoff contention this past weekend.

Another Friday news dump by the NFL, er I mean ex-NFL exec, "independent" arbitrator Howard Henderson.

Not even Blake Bortles's mom will watch that shit.

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH COST OF AN EDUCATION BLAH BLAH SCHOLARSHIP BLAH BLAH ALL YOU CAN EAT IN A FUCKING COLLEGE DINING HALL BLAH BLAH UNDER THE TABLE BLAH BLAH BLAH I WOULD'VE KILLED FOR THAT DEAL AS A KID.

The Round Mound of Dumb.

He cried for your grins.

Yes. These should always be shared:

I can't imagine the pain and sadness that his friends and family are experiencing right now.

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.