It's not only plausible, it's damn near probable.

Yeah, I'm with you. This email made me genuinely sad.

I heard RGIII is responsible for that chili frito pizza at Papa John's.

No. The rules only apply to human beings.

If Adrian Peterson was suspended without pay for failing to show remorse, shouldn't Roger Goodell receive the same sentence for the same reason?

Five Easy Quaaludes

IF there's a more unlikable player in the NFL than Gronkowski, I can't think of him.

Zero Down Thirty

Aramark has also been the beneficiary of a recent push to privatize Michigan prison systems. They were fined $200,000 for meal shortages and maggots in food. It literally caused a riot at one prison. That's on top of the 100+ employees they had to fire for smuggling drugs inside and fucking the inmates.

"Thirty more owners can come in, and nothing will change."

A poem written by one of the greatest of the British war poets on Armistice Day (where he was serving in the trenches):

Oh yeah? When they start speaking our language we'll start wearing their flowers.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

For real. Act like you've been there before. You'd never see riots like that in St. Louis.

Let us not forget Declan Sullivan died minutes after tweeting that he was scared to be up in the scaffolding or whatever filming their goddamn practice.

Yeah, but can he remember the last time he got laid?

When I watched the game last night, I thought Fox was making way too big a deal about this. Especially with the lead off post game questions being about it. It happened half-way through the game, surely, "how does it feel to even the series?" or even "what did you guys do today that you didn't do yesterday?" is a…