The Changeling is a great movie, and scary as hell. It was just squeezed off the list in the end by my preference for movies with darker, more ambiguous endings. But I love that movie.

This woman is seriously out of her fucking gourd.

Sounds like nice work if you can get it.

Boy, these guys really know how to be complete dickwads about the way they place their rapist, felon, scum of the earth Heisman trophy-winning quarterback on a pedestal.

You shut your dirty whore mouth. Heart rules!

Seattle should have known the Coyotes' plot would be foiled again when they saw the Acme logo on the side of the trucks.

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Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Man, that's really sad. He was nice to me at a Rams preseason game once. I was drunk and stupid and asked for some of the sunflower seeds he was eating and he gave me some.

Jameis was dumb for doing this, but how do you go through getting to the stadium, putting on your full pads, and warming up for at least a few minutes without another coach/a player/an administrator/a fan/a university employee/a water or towel boy saying "oh hey Jameis you can't do that"?

Hey, Derek Jeter's a really humble and nice guy. He informed his security guards to only punch me in the stomach and not the face when I asked for an autograph a few seasons ago. Great man. He'll be missed.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

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I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

Clearly this is a victory for all men who've ever accidentally mistook their significant other for a burglar while shooting them repeatedly as they screamed for help from behind a locked bathroom door.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

The fan responses on the Browns preseason posts are consistently the funniest thing on Deaspin all year. I actually LOL'd at least twice (homeless allergy guy and shitty kid at the airport).