I got over the Fail Mary a while back, but I'll never get over the way Seahawks players and fans acted after it.

"SAT night?"

Ever attentive to detail, San Antonio hospitality also provided a silver bowl and blind barber for Mark Davis under the heading "visit to coiffure specialist."

I really think every Ray Rice story should end with, "And Josh Gordon is facing a 16-game suspension for smoking weed."

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

fun fact - in 1962, there were like 8 teams in the nba. 6 made the playoffs. massholes talking about the celtics/russell as 'nba greats' is like some dude bragging about grade school accomplishments.

Hey, I think Vick deserved his chance to get back in the league! But using "distractions" as an excuse doesn't fly for one when you do PR for the other.

Let me save you some legwork: if you share a name with George Bush, you're officially undraftable.

Of course Prime Prep went under. Any school which only teaches 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th and 11th grade is doomed to fail.

I like how the President of Germany gets fancy latin flair.

Finally, Germany gets payback for Brazil stealing all their brilliant doctors and scientists in the 1940s!

Um, pretty sure this is Gilbert's jet. Smh that other one looks nothing like it.

THE TRUE TRAGEDY here is not the murder of the bird, it's the fact that Xfinity (Comcast or whatever the hell they call themselves) are still getting away with murder charging Fort Wayne subscribers for 360p standard -definition, analogue video transmission!

In his defense, those new nozzles on the gas cans you buy at a gas station goddamned suck. Gas leaks everywhere, half of it ends up on the ground. I'm sure it's a mandated safety feature or something, but they work like shit.

In recent history, the only other team to outscore their opponent by even 50 points was the 2008 Celtics against Lakers

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

don't worry - looks like that 2 can be pretty easily change into a 3.

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

A lineup of aging superstars: they'll be unstoppable!

"I'd vote for Al-Queda but their a continent, not a country."