The way the trainers got the cats out of their cages is how my boyfriend gets me out of bed in the morning:

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

Wonder how many kids this dude’s adopted. I used to love it when they’d engage the director of the clinic where I used to escort. She adopted two kids. That’s like two more than all of the protesters put together. Fuck them.

Troll Level: Activist

I didn’t say she should.

I wonder if this genre should start actually HIGHLIGHTING those details instead of hiding them.

There are a lot of people out there that think any attention given to a woman, positive or negative, should flatter them. Obviously those people have never been stalked or harrassed.

No kidding. My best friend is Korean and petite. She gets the weirdest, most inappropriate shit all. the. time. We were at a bar once, only a few other people there, had just ordered and one bartender tells the other, in normal conversation not 2 feet from her, “I’ll bet my dick would look huge in her hands.”

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

Every time I feel like a perv magnet I remember Asian girls, and holy shit, they have it worse than any other woman. Why?? Why do creeps love them? The things I’ve seen in NYC. Old dudes walking up to young Asian girls on the streets, following them around. Those dudes basically become a giant boner walking to them.…

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

“Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face, and make you look childlike and sad, all at the same time.”

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