Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

I suppose that “#SkinnyAcceptanceButIt’sOkayToHateTheFattiesThey’reWhalesIsn’tOurNameClever” was too difficult to remember.

Because it’s expensive.

I will say, Butch & Leisurely sounds like a fabulous lifestyle magazine.

That quote is actually an excerpt from Couderc’s new book, ‘What Lesbians Want.’ It’s comprised of 50 blank pages with the words “BUTCH” and “LEISURE” randomly inserted at the end.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

I have tried in vain to remove those stupid plastic disks from my earring backs. They are apparently attached with some kind of unbreakable magic, so this person who removed them must be some powerful witch.

My mom definitely was naked around me and would occasionally take baths with me. But it was always very clear that this was okay because she was my Mom and that it wasn’t something that was for everyone. It also wasn’t like a “naked house” situation. It’s not like she was nude all the time. But if she was going to…

Not lying is a Commandment. Incredible how they claim to do these things in the name of God and yet fail to uphold the very basic principles of which Christianity was founded on. Frauds, liars, charlatans and grifters.

I keep thinking she must be involved with some divorced dad who whines a lot about what a bitch his ex-wife is and how she brainwashes the kids against him.

No matter how you look at this story, the children are the victims here.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Plus! Plus! If you read through the actual transcript, all three of these kids seem incredibly brave and willing to stand up to the judge (WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY IT’S UNREAL) and to their dad, who is just standing there, not doing shit. At one point, after the 15-year-old is taken away, the 9- and 10-year-olds…

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

She still has to remain professional in her position, and I think this is amazing and she is still conveying the person she remembers with dignity and hope to him. Makes me have hope for him that he will reflect with her remembering him “back when”, you know?

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

LOL. This is perfect.