The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,

The best thing I’ve learned from being a mom is that I need to put some space between me and the rest of the world and own my own choices.

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

How is this enforceable? Are they going to station a police officer to watch her 24/7 and make damn sure that baby doesn’t latch on? This is ridiculous and the father who started all of this needs a good punch in the throat.

And if you end up dead while pregnant, well, we’ll just strap you into an IV and keep your body incubating that fetus.

which they are practically required to do.

If I ever have a kid, and I ever split with the mother, I would hope that someone close to me would punch me in the balls if I ever tried to pull low-blow legal shenanigans like this...

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

“Maybe the 50s and 60s were really on to something.”

Boy, they sure were! Back when women could be legally beaten by their husbands for burning the pot roast, when lil Suzy came down with a nasty case of polio and her big brother Jimmy was sent off to fight in Korea. Family vacations in the air conditioner-less land…

#itwasagatedcommunity

Well, they are the ones teaching children, so.....

With good reason, don’t you think?

A week ago people like her were defending Josh Duggar, a guy who molested his sisters at 14years old. Now they’re condemning a 14 year old unarmed black girl for being brutalized by Officer BarrelRoll?! Yeah, sure! It’s not about race.😒😕😠😤😡

I love you.

Your friendly neighborhood pedant here! Are millennials really a “growing” population? If we are 15-years-old at minimum, then no other millennials are being born; the club is closed. Really, we’re a shrinking population because people die all the time.

We can call it the cunt pump.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

This was definitely a headline that gave me a major doubletake for a few seconds. Then I said “awwww” and all was right with the world.

These gentlemen are goddamn adorable. Wishing them so much continued happiness!