This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

This is not a sexual activity, this is a psychological activity. If this is puppy-play (and it probably is), a lot of the time it’s not seriously sexual at all. Part of the POINT of it is that it’s innocent; you’re pretending to be something totally innocent and free.

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of

BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

So people feel okay giving money to cops who are on paid leave after murdering an unarmed citizen on camera but giving to a woman who gave birth to a child she didn’t know she was carrying on a fucking airplane is asking too much? That’s greedy?!

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If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

This is the greatest piece of literary work I have had the luck of putting into my visual field.

My husband gets the pot going; I remind him that today I’ll get up to fix my own cup instead of having him deliver one to me in bed, as is our routine.

I came in here to say just this very thing! (I was, ironically, at the gym when this went up.)

Have you ever measured a tablespoon of milk? I’ve done it when baking, but it takes on an altogether different meaning when you’re measuring out a tablespoon allotment of milk for your coffee. And that meaning is something along the lines of, “This feels like disordered behavior.”

For the record, I never would’ve taken Jolie up on her offer to try this diet had I known the degree to which it would affect her. I’m truly sorry for what she went through, but I’m glad she was willing to share the experience—it’s painful to read but important. And I want to thank her for the unflinching honesty.

It SHOULDN’T take a familial relationship to understand how to be a decent person. Unfortunately, it often does. :\

I LOVE HER.

For a lot of guys, it does, and not automatically either. This is the world we live in.

I felt so bad for her. I was a bridesmaid but I lived 600 miles away at the time and didn't know her friends who were also in the wedding party so I was kind of left out of the planning. Had I been included I would have told them how it is a TERRIBLE idea. I mean, my cousin does go out to clubs and stuff sometimes,…

Somebody's maid of dishonor needs an ass-whupping.

"Jumping on the dick..." :)