it's such a journey. you can see the blame shift in her eye movements: first the dude, then her, then the dude again, then the game, then the universe

I can't stop watching it. Every second is pure perfection. Even the background characters contribute to the plot in a super significant way

I can't stop watching this

Honest to Blog I find this shit extremely hilarious. Truly one of the more awkward things I've ever seen. I am guessing "high as fuck" and "not supposed to be in NoLA"

Oh Onion. How I love you

More like "say it ain't yo" amirite

i had a band in college called "the ewok scream" and we would play guerrilla shows in Montgomery Ward electronic sections around the nation.

Matt Novak is a writer for a poor news source and you should be ashamed for liking him. His over analysis and misunderstanding of satire is lethargic and excessive to the point of adding nothing to the debate.

I feel the same way about Planet of the Apes. This movie is terrible because, per your last paragraph, its logical conclusion, all apes should be sterilized before their Rise, Dawn and/or Conquest.

Sheesh.

Next week: How Pootie Tang destroyed the English language...

I dunno.. don't you think if more intelligent people were breeding, there'd be more livable wages, paid leaves, and proper funding for scientific research? It certainly wouldn't hurt in trying to live up to the ideals and promises you speak of...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did I just hear... no rules?

ENHANCE

Good Idea.

I'm really sick of the pro-pitbull crowd. There is a difference between being attacked by 3 pitbulls and being attacked by 3 chihuahuas. There just is.

"If you're filing three lawsuits per day, that very much looks like an abusive model."

I'll stop posting pictures of my kid (complete with fucking hilarious captions, btw) when you stop posting pictures like this.