Can anyone here report a single tinder meeting wherein the person you met was even remotely accurately portrayed in the photo(s)?!?
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Cool how well the 2d design holds up on its own. The 3d and focus-pulling is icing on the cake. It never ceases to amaze me how invisible gimmicks become when they're layered over true talent :)
For someone who earns 1/5th of sales for typing numbers into an iPad and occasionally tasked with basic math, it's truly amazing that you've deluded yourself into thinking any of us give a shit about how we may be inconveniencing you. The average restaurant owner is lucky to net 10% of sales. You're making twice…
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If you live in an area with owls, try calling them while you're on your porch/balcony at night. It goes great with a bottle of wine. Just pucker your lips tightly and suck in a little bit to make the sound of a distressed rodent/mouse/rat. Keep looking up overhead as you sip your wine and very frequently you'll…
NO! REJECTED! People had the chance to own pit bulls legally. They had the chance to control them. They blew it. Fuck conjecture. Fuck your white trash, incurious conjecture. Let's use facts, asshole:
Pit bulls are actually very docile! They're just so sweet you have to get to know them! — Signed, every trashy, uneducated, incurious loser ever.
I must put this on fridge next to the Tyson/Obama/Nye selfie.
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Hmm. When you play this while reading this everything seems fine.
I've spent some time on this lake. You don't want ANYTHING these people own, trust me.
Every single person is entitled to privacy and security. I'm not going to let opportunistic valley trash shame me into thinking otherwise haha... Sorry.
Got it. I was going by the landing lights, too. The 208 is basically an airliner compared to this lil thing:
I thought a caravan was huge and that this was a 150.
I can't get anyone to use my apps and this guy's deleting them. Yay.
Awesome. That is all.
Too soon.