Or Joe Gibbs.

You'd think he'd be skating for Venezuela, given his tendency for turning left.

Man, your joke was so good, most people couldn't even handle it!

If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

Haters gonna hate.

I guess if the Bay Area could support two pro football teams in the current climate, then LA could easily do the same.

Does trafficking happen? Yes.

... am I the only one who hope "you can't do this research" becomes a meme?

Reporter: Are you excited to be playing in the Super Bowl?

Fucking pussies. I grew up in the Tri-State area and now live in central NH and everyone is acting like this is their first winter in the area. Put on a coat and have a flask in your pocket, problem solved.

Solution: Ebooks. Seriously. I love books and usually read two or three at a time. At one time, my house had more than 10 book shelves packed 2-3 books deep. Yet, physical books have a lot of downsides that people tend to overlook. Books are heavy. After an hour of reading a heavy book, it can tire you. Books are hard…

Wind Chill: -47 degrees Kelvin

Forecast: more snow on the football field than at any time since the Michael Irvin era.

"Our 12 year old lab immediately came over, ate his poop, threw it up, and then ate it again as my horrified children looked on."

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have…

There I wastrying to snap off a massive brown rope when some crazy bitch comes busting in on me.

The data is from ESPN, and represents the listed "hometown," which generally seems to correspond to place of birth.

Vote: Apple Remote Desktop

Why: If you're like me (mac user) and you've convinced your parents to go the OS X route, this is the most handy product you can have. I used to do a "ghetto" remote desktop (iChat screen share) but that still requires them to have iChat running, signed in and accept the share request. Now…

There's only one person to blame for the selfie craze making it to Minnesota. I'm looking at you, Brett.