These earmuffs are black. He struggles because he is petrified.

Despite the moral failings of the NCAA and my distaste for Auburn and the SEC, I have to admit that this clip captures what is so great about College Football and what the the NFL will never have.

And that is why even the NCAA can't kill college football.

Granted this was in High School, but we were always told that you signal you have the ball because the refs were stupid and vulnerable to influence. I think it may have worked once or twice, but it was also probably because we were in Texas... and we were the home team... and the refs wanted to get home safely...…

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)

PENN STATE

"Somebody opened up the exit door and Rivers fell out the back" is a great call.

This is oso good.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. It's a mascot for kids and what do you do? Draw dicks on him?! It's not funny, it's actually weird that one finds insinuations of sex regarding children to be amusing. I like Deadspin, but this is distasteful and unbecoming.

Never trust a Chargers fan still wearing a Cromartie jersey.

Next year, Deadspin needs to acquire a vote from another intrepid writer and then let Pete Rose make all the selections.

And if that happens you might end up with votes for Jaques Jones and J T Snow, which is just crazy.

The HOF should expand their voters by doing three things: 1) changing the requirements of who can be a voter to include broadcasters and bloggers, while no longer allowing people to vote who no longer are qualified (perhaps requiring an average of 3 baseball columns or broadcasts a week), 2) Giving current HOF players…

Ed Sherman makes Woody Paige sound like Christiane Amanpour. How the hell did he ever get work in sports media?

Dan LeBatard's Look-At-Me Acts, Ranked

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

That ballot is hilariously antiquated. Looks like a pot luck sign-up sheet for a local church group. And mail or fax only? Really?

I want to know the 16 morons who didn't vote for Maddux... I smell and 30 for 30: the 16 ... morons... complete effing morons

Who said NO to Greg Maddux!?!?!?!