…And if you watch the video upside-down, it looks exactly like the Deadspin comment section!

"Mvemp shnub, shnirty free duh feety fut"

6:10 a.m. [Larry Bird shows up for exhibition, names himself one of two team captains, original format is scrapped]

I guess we can assume they will be scoring North Korea Style and losing. Sure sounds diplomatic to me.

I think he was trying to console the Americans - "at least you can still get a decent cheesesteak in some parts of your country. We have to go eat borscht now."

THAT'S IT. No more 80's music and blue jeans for you.

We just thought the Rose Bowl national anthem was bad. Ben Vereen's version was worse

I used to love Jim Rome. Still have a lot of respect for him. But Colin runs a great show and I listen to it daily. Any idea how hard it is to talk for 3 straight hours and remain interesting?

I have said it before and i'll say it again...if you do NOT vote Maddux in this year, you should be kicked out of the BBWA and never be allowed to vote again. I need to hear an interview with someone who does not vote him in. Those that use the 'Well if XYZ player didnt get 100%, no one else ever should' are fucking…

Of all mouth-destroying foods, Cap'n Crunch is by far the most mouth-destroyingest.

This!

"I knew I should have eaten a fucking monkey"

Who knew that all these years I was "lifehacking." I always just called it "making fucking cookies."

Magary's transition to modern-day Andy Rooney is becoming less and less subtle each week. It really is not going to be too much longer before he is shaking his fist on 60 Minutes and bitching about how kids these days are going too fast on their derned hover boards.

What's really ballsy about the butter making kit is that everything you need to make butter is in even the most basically equipped kitchen in the world: A bowl and a whisk will do you, if you don't mind putting in the the elbow grease. Got a stand mixer? Just pour in the cream and set it to high until you see butter.…

In what goofy-ass household does 6 pounds of pork cover 3 months? 6 pounds of pork wouldn't get me to 2014.

"Here, have some of this butter with a cock stamped on it! I just made it myself, and boy is my arm ever tired!"

Man, I could read Drew hate things all day. Just an appreciation.

What hurts more as an adult than as a kid? Chicken pox aka shingles...just fucking kill me now

I prefer Chocolate Milk.