At least it's just the hand this time

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Good for the heart. #AMIRIGHTURBAN

Somewhere, an Alabama fan is killing another Alabama fan over this.

Damn, Teddy Bridgewater

It's her rally ritual. It's only crazy if it doesn't work.

I remember when they were filming in Braddock and being worried that those old rust belt tropes about how shitty life is because everyone is supposedy poor, if not outright white trash, in Western PA (think "All the Right Moves" or more recently, "Warrior") would come back in this movie, so I'm happy to hear that it's…

I never got to meet either one of my grandfathers, so a number of years ago, I decided to make Verne Lundquist my official grandfather. His face and voice make me smile. Especially his face. He just looks jolly and kind. Like a grandfather should be. And he says things like, "My gracious!" So grandfatherly. And…

We now go to Najeh Davenport, our resident expert on leaving Upper Deckers. Najeh, thoughts?

Bob, for christ sake can you go handle the drifter playing Time Crisis?

I wouldn't say Verne was speechless. You can hear him saying something, but the roar of the crowd was so loud, it was impossible to hear when the play initially happened. Then he laid out and let the crowd tell the rest of the story instead of just yelling incoherent things like a lot of younger announcers love to do.

I've never once seen a mattress with the trash that looked like anything but a terrible abstract painting.

But then he'd have to give up smelling his mattress and jacking off to his awesome ex who squirted and broke his heart, because really, who breaks up with a girl who squirts?

That is pretty gross not covering up for the squirter. Amateur hour. Also, if you're not worried about your mattress the dude probably didn't even change the sheets after as well.

The DO NOT "control their own destiny." John Calvin wishes to have a word.

*Butthead laugh*

When I ask myself this question, it is always answered by WWATHD? Attila the Hun was notoriously stingy about throwing food out, so he had a very sound 24-hour rule. If your food has been sitting on the ground for less than 24 hours, it's okay to eat. If you disagree, then you are a sissy.

If it makes you feel any better, the leading is atrocious.

Brandon Marshall laid it all out quite eloquently. It's not just an NFL thing, but a societal thing.

Tell me, what was the reason again The NFL forced ESPN to cancel Playmakers?