GRBman
GRBman
GRBman

So what happens when Gisele takes Tom to some A-list Hollywood party?

You wrote an article, about your article. Genius!!

They'll play that video at his funeral in a couple years and talk about how much he loved the bear and how no one knows why it tore his head off and ate it.

Darwin Award in 3....2.....1...

My uncle can tell you everything that's ridiculous about Obama, in two shots. Preferably, Wild Turkey.

"Monday, Tuesday, 30% chance of those days happening. Watch out for the apocalypse." Brilliant. Just brilliant.

GRITSAWX NATION REIGNS STRONG! FACK ALL YOU FACKIN QUEEAH HATAHS! NOW AHLL WE NEED IS TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY, THE GREAHTEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHLL FACKIN TIME AND OWAH FOOTBAHLL PEDROIAHHH TO WIN ANOTHAH SUPAH BOWL FOAH THE GRITTIEST FACKIN TOWN. DAHKIES SACK! YANKEES SACK! FACK YOU!

Boy those two other World Series they won WITHIN THE PAST TEN YEARS must not count then because they didn't win them at home. Boston's so damn deprived.

You wouldn't be a little irked when you paid 500 of your hard earned dollars to enjoy a little leisure past time activity, when an unassuming voice came over a loud speaking and unwittingly persuaded you to be the tool of a marketing campaign (A very bad and potentially offensive one, at that!)?

Can I add one?

YOUR WEDDING DAY IS NOT VERY IMPORTANT.

The best part of shopping through Amazon is that I never have to visit a Walmart.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

Just remember, this dude probably paid upwards of $150 or so in order to what is equivocally falling asleep on the couch and pissing in a bottle.

[still waiting for 2nd picture with Cardinals tattoo on bicep]

Ugh, nobody hates yinzers more than all the normal people in Pittsburgh.

I would argue that he is much better known as Booger on Revenge of the Nerds and the guy dating Ms. DiPesto on Moonlighting. He should be known for his portrayal of Muslim-American and music pioneer Ahmet Ertegun in Ray, but no one recognizes him in that sublime performance since he looks nothing like the goof he has

She wasn't the only girl to be hit by a man in a Jets jersey today

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

"wingardium leviosa" swish and flick