So... the report is a political Rorschach test, and everyone will see exactly what they want to see in it. Who was really expecting any different?

For the past two years from Trump and the GOP: “IT’S A WITCH HUNT. IT’S A HOAX. 12 ANGRY DEMOCRATS. MUELLER IS A PAWN OF THE DEEP STATE TRYING TO DESTROY TRUMP!!!”

The irony being that if Kyrie ever played at a high level he’d have seen a horizon.

Kyrie can't really see beyond the horizon of his rhetoric because his thinking is pretty flat and easily debunked.

I thought host cities were traditionally chosen on the basis of where Matt Lauer sees himself wanting to grope the local population in 4-8 years.

Even as the clock finally ticked to 0:00 I kept waiting for Dwayne Rudd to show up and chuck his helmet in nostalgic exuberance.

Baby Boom coming in 9 months

1) That was one of the best comments I’ve seen on here. Just a world-class rant.

It won’t last. Trust me: I have shepherded three kids into their double digits. The kids will be come intransigent at some point digging in on something such as anti-rice or monogamy viz. chicken fingers. You are so fucked and you don’t even know it. My middle daughter - brilliant and about as pleasant a teenager as…

She claims her dad never farted in front of her, and I find this hard to believe.

This is a good take. Toasted marshmallows require patience and focus. 

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

Go into that coffee shop in Bangalore and you’d see Zach Hample sipping tea and asking how much you want for the ball back.

Looks like he pulled it foul though.

I doubt he doesn’t have a libido. I’m under the impression that he watches porn, which is causing him to not be interested in sexual contact at all.

My favorite thing to do is to watch Old Yeller, hoping this time they don’t shoot the fucking dog.

Marino.

The way Washington always screws up in the playoffs

“In fact, the Pens have never won a Stanley Cup without first dispatching the Capitals.”

This is why aircraft have pilots. There’s good reason she’s good at it. Multi-engine training requires pilots to land planes with a simulated engine out dozens, if not hundreds, of times. This is exactly the emergency she practices in a simulator every few months. That said, she did a good job executing the emergency…