This is art.

Not ashamed to admit it took 2 seconds for me to get that.

I went to a Big 10 school, and almost everyone (including most security) that works there is a student, meaning they're paid minimum wage. Also, while fertilizer and upkeep might get costly, cutting the grass won't take a three or four mowers that long to do. If it wasn't profitable, they wouldn't do it.

Maybe it's because wherever you live now masks your shitty smell. Therefore, when you go to Denver and breath clean air, you begin to notice your shitty smell.

Wait, is this for real? Like a permanent tattoo? And he has the nerve to berate Lombardi about what adults do?

Completely agree. I can't believe he actually says that he'd rather not go to Denver because he likes breathing. Besides being one of the shittiest insults ever, that's actually an advantage most teams would love to have! Ike Taylor can't play an away game in Denver! Lombardi is just trying to say we don't want to…

"If a student-athlete’s name or picture appears on commercial items (e.g., T-shirts, sweatshirts, serving trays, playing cards, posters) or is used to promote a commercial product sold by an individual or agency without the studentathlete’s knowledge or permission..."

"...he'll be stripping and repainting old boats on the West Coast of Mexico."

Beautiful...

Sources say he's doing fine, save for being a little tired.

I believe he graduated in Dec 2011, and redshirted last year. At first, I thought you were correct, then I looked it up and it seems like a couple 2014 mock drafts have him going in the first round. Appropriately, recent mock drafts have excluded him because they think he'll lose his eligibility due to his current…

Richie never quite understood the premise of HBO's HardKnocks.

"Football can be a confusing and often vexing concept.... you can say that again!"

Boom. I win!

If I close my eyes, it sounds just like the first time I made love to a woman.

On behalf of my peers, let me apologize, Mr. Anderson.

Looking at the comments and I hope Anderson doesn't read Deadspin.

Unlike most (it seems), I'm not very bothered by this. Here's why:

August 27th + 90 days = Nov 25th. You should've known that each month is about 30 days so the date would be around Nov 27th. Since Aug and Oct have 31 days, take away two days and you're stuck with the 25th. Also, it's on top of the time you already have, therefore, it's not the same date for everyone!