Is there a “night shift” that springs into action if you leave your cabin at 2am and start wandering the hallways?

Wait. No Max Rebo Band Karaoke? COME ON! 

$1200 a night and no all inclusive alcohol? Fuck this. I can rent a private island for less. 

I’d definitely LARP in a mockup of the Mos Eisley Cantina for a week, getting ripped, boppin’ to the Model Nodes and trying fuck any Twi’leks; but not for 6k.

Too many handrails.

Now this just pisses me off. We already know that their lives and relationships end in shambles just like all the other OT characters.

Even at almost 50, you can go out and steal a car tonight. Life isn’t all about videogames. Live a little!

The microtransactions are gonna blow your mind.

Wait, so that stupid commercial with the zoomers tripping balls in an art museum and bobbing their heads along with the painted animals is to be an ad... for a Second Life clone with VR?

This Horizon sequel looks like shit tbh, is Aloy even in it?

So...they’ve created Second Life, but somehow even lower quality?

I’ve only played a handful of Magic games in my life, but isn’t black referencing the card type? Like, the cleanse card says all black creatures get destroyed, and while that’s worthy of a Sterling Archer “PHRASING” it doesn’t strike me as racist.  Aren’t there also red creatures and green creatures for the red cards…

Yea, but this is knocking Epic ,and Kotaku is in the pockets of Epic.

you mean all that abuse that Amber was caught on film having done to herself by her best friend while laughing about it?

Is Matt the radar technician going to be there?

Well, now you’ll never know for sure, because god forbid we just let art be art and not freak out about everything.

People who.

The gender neutral term for Latino is Latino. No actual Latino identifies as Latinx. It’s a made up word by non Latinos. Kinda like how people who are not Native American want to change the name of the Washington Redskins, but actual Native Americans could care less.

I’m inclined to agree with you, but Solo already had an appearance of Darth Maul that would be very confusing to anyone who had not watched the cartoons.

Actually no it hasn't.