"If the African plays that type of golf in the Masters, they will be serving fried chicken for dinner." - FuzzyMan69

What you missed while trying to add Trevor Immelman's Wife as your friend on Facebook ...

"Back-to-back orgasms. It doesn't get better than this." - punchosGFdreaming

"Ass-to-ass strippers. It doesn't get better than this." - requm4drm

"Tyler Hansbrough has played with more heart the past three seasons than I've seen in quite a while!" - TVjackOffs

"Whatever shakes down, the Muhammad Ali and Michael J Fox are going to have some great jenga contests."

"Whatever shakes down, the Deadspin LLP is going to fight some great contests." - Lgladvis

@Jews For Purple Jesus: "I'd like to say the Jose can make things interesting for the screenplay, but I can't since its only a movie."

"I'd like to say the Jose can make things interesting for the ARod again, but I can't." - JoseCanYouSee69

Ohio State, winners of THE National Invitational Tournament

"I hate it when high school kids bail in front of the cops; this is the exception where it should be done." — McLovin'69

"Ace and Gary should be the favorite because of their pitcher/catcher experience." — AmbgslyGayDuo69

"I just don't see Sanjaya losing this next round. Any other contestant can go either way." — LivnInthePast69

Wisconsin Davidson should be interesting

@The Boy Wonder: Raleigh, Birmingham, Raleigh, Birmingham, Raleigh, Birmingham, Raleigh, Birmingham, Will Ferrel for Old Spice, Raleigh, Birmingham

May be the first time I have seen Belichick with a collar.

He wishes he had that on film

"I'm kind of glad it's over. I was missing free throws left and right." — SPruitt69

"You can't overlook Client-9 , I don't care who he's been playing." — Spitzer69

"Unbelievable. How did that comment get selected?" — me