FuzzysFriedChicken
FuzzysFriedChicken
FuzzysFriedChicken

Those two had spent the day drinking at Wrigley before punching the ump at the Sox game.  Fits the thesis. 

May 31, 2007. Took me 2 hours to drive to the game. They finished in 1:45.

Running late to Cars and Coffee I see

Ford 2018 Cars and Coffee Edition Mustang GT, with Drift Mode

Is that the Bugatti branded Lambo?

Yet, the Bears have 8 more championships while playing at Wrigley Field than the Cubs have won at Wrigley. 8 to 0.

I imagine Lincoln has Greg Oden's knees.

Last time he played, Kim Jong Ill had 22 points and only took 3 shots from the field.

When does Timothy Burke announce Reeva Steenkamp was never real?

I call this the "Inverse Owen Hart"

"Don't blame Apple here, blame the Foxconn for being a bunch of assholes that refuse to treat their employees like human fucking beings!" "if the Chinese were to have proper work standards then this wouldn't be a problem.."

he has a lisp

That doesn't fix it. It isn't the adapter that is the issue, it is the port. The port won't output the needed signals.

It also doesn't pass video or audio, according to Apple's website.

Are the locker rooms separate but equal?

That will leave a nice child-abuse-looking bruise

His post-9/11 comments on torture didn't help either.