Easiest to just buy edibles and put them in sandwich bags as snacks. The TSA only cares if you insult their intelligence. 

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

Fucking thank you! I don’t understand why everyone is getting so riled up about thoughtful criticism of a candidate! We should be allowed to debate this stuff without everyone getting so angry about it and accusing us of ruining the country and voting for Trump in 2020.

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Give me Warren/Sanders...in either direction, Pres or VP, hell, I would take dual Presidents with serious solutions to serious problems.

Our only chance of beating Trump is a guy who failed to get even 8th place in a primary both times he ran? That’s a fucking silly thing to say with no real logic behind it. If Joe wants to be our nominee, he’s going to have to run for the job and be vetted (which, yes includes answering for him being fucking handsy)…

Exactly what sort of content are you seeking on Jezebel if you consider posts that relate the experience of women, both as individuals and more broadly, to current events pointless?  Not only is this a totally worthwhile thing to write about, it’s squarely in the site’s wheelhouse.  

I was talking about 70 million to USC that has billions.

That’s a lot of words for “I went to Michigan State so I don’t care that he’s an asshole.”

Jesus Christ. I could change about 5 words in this paragraph and it’s like the textbook example of someone defending their abusive spouse.

I have no particular ill will towards Dillashaw but I know this fucks up Dana White’s plans and therefore am all about this. 

If you want to get technical about the Kill Bill stunt gone wrong, Tarantino gave the footage of the crash to Uma Thurman (who then gave it to Maureen Dowd of the New York Times for an expose’), knowing full well it could end up screwing him over. Uma’s Instagram post with the video (linked below) blames Lawrence…

Man, that show puts me to fuckin sleep. Can’t believe ESPN pays him a check for that mess.

The Temple Horse’s sketch is so deeply unfunny, and has little to do with the SNL sketch other than the concept of people fucking a pumpkin, which is probably just a riff on the American Pie scene.

“Look, we’ve let a couple women direct these things and they didn’t make the greatest movie ever, so do we have to keep letting them get chances?”

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“He has not seriously engaged with the economics or politics of his proposals”

Warren is bought. Harris is bought. Insert any democrat other than Sanders - they are bought.

You mean 4 genre defining movies (Point Break).

My top 5 is nearly identical except-