Sure hope nobody else was expecting to win a Grammy next year...

they ejaculate with the quickness rarely witnessed outside the confines of the Large Hadron Collider.

No wonder he never goes straight down the mountain.

He was going to come out on Grantland, but he actually wanted the world to know.

I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

I’m not that impressed. 14-2 in Canada is only like... 11-1.5 American

Wouldn’t the Toronto A’s be a better name for a team from Canada?

Always a good time to bring this up: A Haunted House Snaps Photos At The Scariest Moment Of The Tour... And I Can’t Stop Laughing

I don’t know about an official position, but I think most of us would agree that the point of interest here is probably that this is an example of the sort of thing that will inevitably happen when a self-interested cartel prevents the formation of normal economic relationships between employers and employees.

We should be focusing on the most important part of this story: McGee. Congrats to Rick Pitino for graduating one of his players, you don’t see that in Lexington.

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

“Dear Michigan family”

Tough Luck; Don’t Resuscitate. A quick google would have yielded the answer.

Good to see he finally said the safe word, even if it was a little late.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

Target levels for pH in shelf stable foods is 4.6. As as licensed food processor, I shoot for 4.0 or below just to be safe and allow for a margin of error.

Love this recipe. It’s very close to a hot sauce we produce in Minnesota, but we use cinnamon instead of ginger, and no booze.