Wait, a rapper actually has the name Awkwafina?

Jemele Hill had really nice things to say about Skipper as well. It is possible to have your own personal perspective on a person, regardless of how they acted elsewhere.

This is going to wind up as some Gangs Of New York style street fracas in your cul-de-sac.

So proud of you, Lauren Wagner.

The Stanley Cup has dedicated handlers, who are, unfortunately, not Mounties. Two dudes who travel with it everywhere. This is their only job.

That’s too bad. I liked him.

In the black community, an aunt is any woman more than 15 years older than you who has been around the family for more than 10 years. Every lady on the street where you grew up is an aunt. All women on the usher board at your place of worship are aunts. And it is pronounced “aww-went,” not “ant.”

They’re going to be looking up some obscure shit on Wikipedia, you can be sure.

I hate people and it’s kept me alive so far.

Chris Benoit had CTE as well. After O.J. dies and we discover that he had CTE, the shit is really going to hit the fan.

No, I’m Magus and so is my wife!

“We came up with a back story about her maiden name being something Swedish to deflect concern about her being a bad role model for Hispanic girls.”

Goddamnit, now I want to play in your culinary D&D campaign.

All points stipulated about her marketing, but I just love her game. I love it. She’s like the Earl Campbell of tennis. Bruising, hammering power, and where so many of the top participants in the WTA melt under pressure, she is always resolute. Her body fails her, but her mind never does.

She did go after Kim, maybe?

Hell no, but you can look at all the parts and see what they do. In that respect, it’s kind of cool.

This almost feels like it would have been a shitty deal for Denver. I think they wound up better keeping Harris and getting Millsap.

One hopes.

Please tell Burneko to unban me. I don’t have a question. Love you guys.

I would do this with our Queensland Heeler if I wasn’t so sure that he would run off and chase a squirrel or stop to look at a bug and have me plow in to him with the bike.