The takeaway from this year is that nobody really knows how to quantify how valuable someone is in basketball. We have more data than ever before, but we still don’t know how to interpret what it means.

You make a good argument.

I think if Tom Cruise had known this was coming, he would have tried extra hard to kill Foxx in Collateral.

So “Goes To Eleven” is a description of the number of pets you have.

The puppy pile.

It’s Harden. You guys are getting excited over inflated rebounding stats (which is really the only edge he has over the Beard) and shameless stat-padding.

I’m only sorry that they’re postponing the announcement until the postseason is over. We could have had a Dirk-in-2007 situation, where Westbrook wins the MVP and is…

But how do we become Jim Cooke, who is a true master?

It’s fine.

I used to fly out of it every Monday and back in every Thursday. It’s a fine airport. Delta is an ass carrier, though.

Canadian billionaire and Edmonton Oilers owner Daryl Katz has been accused of luring Brazilian model and actress Greice Santo into hotel rooms on multiple occasions

This happened because of government cuts to housing for Pokemon and Stoutland had to live under a fucking bridge.

A five-hour date sounds exhausting, honestly.

My wife has gotten pretty good at JavaScript, but she’s not even trying to learn C++ or Powershell.

George/Hayward’s chance of making it really depends on whether AD is considered a forward or a center. Lebron/Kawhi/KD/Giannis/Butler are locks. If AD is a forward, that’s your six. If AD is a center, that opens the door for George and Hayward (I would go with Hayward, personally). And that’s leaving out Draymond…

If you’re going to comment on something, separate what you think from what you know.

“We were thinking of how we were using sexuality, the relationship between fashion advertising and sexuality—and in very direct terms saying sex sells,”

Faster, even.

Someone in our neighborhood had their car towed because the registration was one month overdue (it’s a scam between HOAs and towing companies, the “storage fees” for your vehicle run into hundreds of dollars a day). They’re also out regularly collecting garbage cans that are left curbside over one day. Fucking…

As long as your dogs aren’t outside barking between the hours of 9:30 and 7:00 a.m., I agree with you. Our HOA doesn’t even bother with that, and going through the official channels goes absolutely nowhere. It got to the point where I just run the hose on my neighbor’s dog until they bring him in.

People who contact HOAs about minor bullshit have a special place in hell.