We must kill the human reporters to save them!

I kind of feel like it should be on every ballot, and if it finishes first the incumbent either gets one more year (or appoints someone for a year) and you go back to the drawing board with neither previous candidate allowed to participate.

I was going to go this direction, but I chickened out and voted for Hillary with about as much enthusiasm (none at all... anti-enthusiasm, if you will) since we’re a battleground state. Really, I’m prepared for whatever comes, though. People are stupid, and frankly, we deserve what we get.

This offseason has been a minefield. Trying my best to go in cold to Season Seven, but perhaps I’m being naive.

“Guys, I have to put my musket down again for dinner, but I’ll pick it up right after, I promise.”

Looking at per possession and advanced numbers, they’re a lot closer than you think. Right now, Wiggins shoots a lot more, but he doesn’t do it particularly well, and he’s not in Gordon’s zip code as a defender. I think Gordon will eventually make more than one All-Defense team, perhaps even DPOY (which he says is his…

There’s so much going on with that Espanyol team. The player that collides with her teammate, #8 who ineffectually tries to shove her and the defender at the end who weakly tries to kick it away.

Regardless, a beautiful run and terrific finish.

There was an NBA series (a sport with a much higher home-court advantage) where five of the six games were won by the road team.

Aaron Gordon is not butt, and he is going to make your basketball analysis look like butt. I’d rather have him than Wiggins or LaVine.

Stuck the landing. Beautiful.

This year looks like even more fun. The Warriors don’t appear to be in the same strata defensively as last year, but their offense might wind up being even better. Lots of high-scoring, relatively close games? Sign me up.

CTRL+F “wicked googly”

In any event, who fucking cares? The guy had some leaky stitches, that was it. That, in and of itself, doesn’t actually impede your ability to use the affected body part.

“Jane was living on a farm in very rural Appalachia”

If your subjects are actually moving around, then yes. And of course it all depends on how long your film is.

Yeah, that too. I liked the song as well.

There needs to be a word for when someone is so angry it starts making you involuntarily laugh watching it. Whatever that word is, this kid was it.

In fairness, it’s kind of hard to find a physical criticism to pin on Salma Hayek.

Just a technical note for anyone filming something like this (whether it’s for a convention or a wedding or what have you), do what this guy does and keep the camera gently moving, whether it’s slowly moving in, pulling out, moving side to side, whatever. It adds some dynamism and continuity to your montage.

I used to have one that included whistling.