Still not sure what a Becky is.

Malachy Cierkin retweeting John O’Sullivan is the most Irish retweet ever.

I saw $150 and thought, ah, that sounds pretty good and then saw “...less than the normal price” and found out these babies sell for six hundred bucks. Jesus, I’m not that lazy, I’ll clean up myself.

I saw $150 and thought, ah, that sounds pretty good and then saw “...less than the normal price” and found out these…

Goddamnit, I don’t have a fireplace poker.

Really the only thing to enjoy about Pittsburgh’s championship is Phil Kessel getting to hoist the Cup. Dude was unfairly maligned in TO and now all his detractors can eat it. Good for him.

Sadness for the victims and their loved ones. Complete apathy for everything else. Watch blame being cast everywhere as people work to further their own agendas and prejudices. Watch how quickly everyone moves on. Watch how nothing happens, again.

No opinion except the bottom seems awfully thick, like you’d be way up high off the ground.

Maybe the RV is powered by a treadmill in the back.

Finally get Deadspin to start following me and this happens. Goddamnit.

the progenitor of the “Gordie Howe hat trick,” or a goal, an assist, and a fight in a single game

I love those electric tennis rackets, but one time I saw a big, fat fly buzzing around and I caught him in mid-air and I swear the fucker caught fire briefly and it came storming after me. I literally dropped the racket and ran.

Do you use it in pickup basketball?

Damn, maybe it’s all the same ghost.

Nailed it with that last sentence. Exactly.

No, it’s required training for our careers as athlete-spies.

That’s just it, though. Hanging out with our friends doing what? Sharing time doing what? Between my job, my wife’s job, going to the gym, cleaning the house, taking care of the dogs, my hockey league, my soccer league, her kickboxing, etc., we don’t have a lot of free time as it is. Catching up with friends is…

I’m on the other side. Over my career, I’ve moved up pretty regularly to the next tax bracket and while we occasionally host some parties for watching sporting events/TV shows/movies or things like the occasional barbecue, we don’t particularly like doing that sort of thing, and other social event type stuff (shows,…

Wait, how long are you supposed to breast feed? I’m not comfortable with children both talking and sucking on tits.

If Quebec ever gets another team, this is gold.

I’m a Masha fanboy and even I acknowledge that she clearly went to some lengths to hide it. Not that I care, particularly. The lines of what is and isn’t a PED are ridiculously arbitrary.