Warriors lose to Lakers, Spurs lose to so-so Pacers team, Cavs lose to semi-Grizzlies. These are the dog days of the NBA season. Hard to get up for every game.

Wait, she says “father-in-law” but everything else says “father.” I’m confused.

This is a recurring problem for John Sexualassaultovich.

As someone who has been seriously watching the game for almost 40 years, all this tells me is that you weren’t really much of a hoops junkie or you were watching the Intergalactic Basketball League and the NBA was just a minor league beneath your notice.

I’ve steamed cabbage before, but never lettuce. I’ll have to try this, but I’d like to sample the dish the way it’s supposed to be made. Probably not available on the West Coast.

It’s showing what the impact of the team’s support of the alleged rapist has on women. Which everyone should know.

I just used to tell people that I was a recovering alcoholic. Problem solved. Nobody expected to see you with anything other than a 7up.

However, as dumb as the team’s actions are (even if they don’t know the exact nature of what happened, I’m sure they get the gist of it), they’re within their rights to wear whatever they want and to stand by their rapist teammate. It’s deplorable, and they suck, but it’s their right.

My alma mater as a tournament team to watch! This... does not happen often.

When you have to guard one dude out to 35 feet and he requires very little time or room to shoot and he’s such a good dribbler he can easily give himself that time or room to shoot (or pass), you’ve got a problem that there really is no answer for, other than to hope he’s having an off-night. Kawhi couldn’t even keep…

Given the rumors and court case surrounding Harrison, I was really surprised to see him elected. Figured the Hall would give that one time to marinate.

The hot dogs from Sonic (sadly, not a nationwide franchise) are excellent. Love the Chicago and Coney dogs.

Didn’t we go through every Republican candidate in existence? Who’s left?

He used to be great. He is not great any longer, but it’s taken for granted that he’s saving his effort on that end for the postseason.

Essentially, his platform is “it’s okay to be racist. Why are we hiding it?”

He’s counting on you and your I’m-glad-I’m-so-White attitude.

Oprah is a superhero.

Pictured: Orlando Bloom with beard.

Yes, because his entire life is on the baseball field and he’s only concerned with the winning percentage of the team he’s on and not where his family has to live or anything like that. Yes, that downside is the price for eight figures a year. That doesn’t mean he has to be happy about it.

I am trying to find it in my heart to feel bad for someone making “only” $8 million and I just can’t. Yes, he lost a lot of money, but he’s still set for life.