Former Disney employee here. It was pretty much taken for granted around The Mouse that Eisner was gay.

Your track record as a reporter doesn’t just speak for itself,” Bayless said. “It screams for itself.”

Only five shots in 12 minutes? Did his shooting arm get tired? What the hell?

I would like the Quebec Nordiques and their sweet blue unis to make a comeback as well.

This is what I have. No idea if it’s the “best” gaming keyboard, but it’s pretty damned solid and feels really good to type on.

This is what I have. No idea if it’s the “best” gaming keyboard, but it’s pretty damned solid and feels really good…

Yes, it’s the whole “putting them on too quickly” that causes problems.

They get realllly hot. You can blow dry them, but you need to give them time to cool down.

These appear to be a bunch of nice young ladies who have no desire to attend another Diamondbacks game.

The extended ad readings were the most ridiculous thing, like a millionaire out on a street corner with a cup in his hand. The issue wasn’t even criticizing Goodell. As he said, Charles Pierce got away with it just fine. The issue was insulting him in a way that didn’t raise the level of discourse. Simmons had written…

Root for the Cards if you’re a fan of the Cards and don’t worry about what other embarrasing fans do or what anyone else things. There’s your post.

HUMAN achievement, check your privilege, sapien.

“How do you like them apples I grew in my makeshift hydroponic garden?”

No, because she did not get drunk and fight anyone. Honestly, I would rather have her than someone who can’t hold their alcohol and has no compunctions about ruining your perfect day.

You know, there are easier ways to do it:

I want to see Peyton live to be a goofy old man telling goofy old jokes. Call it a career, already.

The jumping out you feel your stomach drop like you’re on a roller coaster. Then it’s like you’re floating way up in the air (with your brain trying to process that, holy shit, you’re floating way up in the air) while a giant fan is blowing in your face.

At this rate, women are going to need to wear body cameras along with police officers.

So a cheerleader in the stands is holding out for $20,000 a game while the cheerleaders on the field get nickel-and-dimed. That’s nice.

My wife is dragging me to the U.S. showings. Arranging the viewing at the theater with comfortable, reclining seats and bringing the noise-cancelling headphones and eyemask. Hey, it worked when I went to see GODZILLA...

What are the current standings again?