They always say, "Please look forward to it." Like they're indirectly asking consumers to forgive them for screwing up somehow. It doesn't matter to me if they delay it, but please stop trying to pander to your customers and just admit your mistakes. Developers are only human, too. It's not like they can shart out…

I may have to play Thousand Year Door since you recommend it so much.

I went a few years back when it was in Indiana. Good times.

Bowser wins. Bowser always wins. If only he were as smart in the actual game.

She's playing him really hard. He really needs to kick her out of his life. It'll suck, sure, but the alternative is worse.

N**ga stole his kart!

It’s not about supporting someone who created a great video. I don’t have a problem with that. The issue is that the vid is laaaaaaaazy. I’m assuming that it’s not something that hasn’t been seen before. And by the article’s own admittance the player doesn’t do anything except let the computer self destruct. So yeah,…

Do I really have to watch a 30 second advert just to see a vid? No thanks, I’ll pass.

[she’d now]

It’s just a Chalupa with some melted cheese stuck to the bread. It's overpriced, too.

A yuri game? Ugh. I suppose that’s the least offensive, though. A heterosexual game where there’s actual intercourse? Not gonna happen.

Is it wrong of me to start freaking out and shouting obscenities as he’s playing? I can’t even imagine doing all that crap.

It is vile, evil, and filled with self important a-holes who talk down to the have nots. Valentines Day is pretty crummy, too.

I imported the OST years ago. It's still one of the best purchases that I ever made.

That’s the first thing I thought about after I clicked the article! Who cares about potato chips when there are still so many unanswered questions regarding your manly beard!

Love Love LOVED the Batman cartoons. Probably my favorite of all time. It has been a long time since I saw the Beyond ones. Even so, the technology involved to bring back Joker is way beyond even current day methods. It’s still hard to swallow his explanation from the movie with the whole microchip thing.

Actually really funny on the second half. I had forgotten that was a thing.

Ridonkeykongulous!

Tingle? Why? I would have much preferred one of the Links. We all know he's a joke character.