That is almost too pitch perfect to be real.

HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT!!!!

Javy Baez drinks your tears, Barry.

OOOH! He homered during batting practice! He’s a regular Tim Tebow!

There is no fanbase in any sport free of douchebags.

I need to see video evidence of him being “humbled” by people he meets around the country. Does he know that isn’t the same as being inconvenienced?

No, she wasn’t. I think people reeeeeaaaalllly tried to read certain things into her comments (whether he’s a christian, etc), but she had no involvement in the birther shame.

I think a lot sticks to her because she’s not terribly great at campaigning—she’s a policy person, a doer rather than a talker. But she’s tied…

To be a candidate for office running against another candidate for office! It’s one thing to call out your opponent on his or her political weaknesses. It’s another thing altogether to suggest s/he has murdered someone, was secretly born in another country, or is hiding some deathly illness. Let’s leave false…

ah. still pretty much anonymous dipshits. It’s not like it’s your auntie or your Senator. It’s not the editorial board of the Times or even the owner of your favorite product. Just fucking twits trying to be clever on FB. not worth the anger.

Anonymous people logged in under pseudonyms? It’s really not worth your anger.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.

This is all true. I once attempted to gain sustenance from a slow moving Cusack, but found it to be frail and lacking in fat. I do not believe it survived the winter.

I mean, I HAVE a growlers. And I always forget them when I’m at a place that fills them.

Also, is this the correct place to state my love for Albany Park? It is great.

Good luck! You’ll love it here! Bring a jacket!

Because we know Obama reads Deadspin every morning: Colin Kaepernick’s protest has nothing to do with the military.

booo.

the difference being, of course, that spitting (etc) on a bouncer will definitely get you thrown out (and possibly get your ass kicked) rather than being simply wiped off or, as in some cases, simply the obvious completion of the task at hand...

Not a lot of other jobs hold the regular risk of a man ejaculating on you, and you having to seriously determine whether it is an offense worth bringing to management.

with.... another pie? with verbal response?

if you are an adult riding on the sidewalk, i get to make fun of you and tell you to grow up.