Seems like a current one is Javy Baez, but I can’t claim it as a biased homer type. But i hear it a lot

This response provides me a great deal of insight that I shall use in determining why everything is terrible

Nothing is more convincing than childish, vindictive pettiness. 

ok, i realize no one will live in these places, and the few that are there for some period of time don’t really cook for themselves... but don’t the kitchens seem absurdly tiny? I mean, $63Million gets you this?

was with you right up to Gin Blossoms.

It’s always 20 words when two will do the job.

oddly, many of those people in their 20s who like hitting people are, in fact, “art majors”

Come on. you can’t see that for the cop-out it is? Own it or leave it out. 

hoooboy, well, a hell of lot of them are the booing-Luck, mad-about-lady-ghostbusters, mad-about-kneeling, too-drunk-at-the-game, shit heads. probably a plurality if not a majority at this point. 

adults. adults wouldn’t be pissed.

adults. adults wouldn’t be pissed.

aye, thought the same thing. the headache from the unrelenting eye-rolling is just dissipating and I’m not appreciating being reminded of it. 

I don’t think that’s obvious in the slightest. It’s fine to say “DON’T TOUCH PEOPLE INAPPROPRIATELY” i.e. unsolicited kissing, arse grabbing, et al. It is another to say we must all hover around each other here forward. M220 seems to imply an aversion to all forms of touching. Fine for M220 if that’s a personal issue,…

this is precisely the feeling I get in my soul every year at this time.

“Why am i reading this article?”  “Why am i incapable of no longer caring?” “What joy am i getting from this?”  

If you don’t enjoy Javy Baez, you don’t like baseball. 

Christ, i’m in Schaumburg right now. I wish someone would do something interesting. 

Of course I do. But most human contact is not of the arse-grabbing variety, and the OP does not specify such extreme assault-versions of touching. 

I think there’s a lot of middle room between putting one’s arm on someone’s shoulder and, you know, unsolicited kissing. 

might be, and just give this a passing thought, that it is you who is wrong. 

The “everyone who disagrees with me is part of the conspiracy” talk really goes better with the matching red ballcaps, to be honest.