Looks like Dante’s not the only who needs to apologize, now is he, Eli?

FINALLY a pitcher or catcher gives a fucking report

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Curt: 216-146, 3.46 ERA, 3261 IP, 127 ERA+

If anyone can speak for how all this senseless shooting has affected him, it’s DeAngelo Russell.

Hockey Referees are amazingly fun to listen to! (Bonus: Canadian accents)

He should not have didgeridone that.

BYU’s coach always appreciated his high moral fiber until today.

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

I think it’s safe to say all sports are non-revenue at Towson

If my office is a truck out on jobs all day it’s going to be a nice truck.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

No article that I’ve seen tracks down where these bobbleheads actually came from, but I have a theory. Here is a list of every Padres bobblehead given away through 2013, and Denorfia is not on the list. Considering he wasn’t on the team in 2015, that would point to 2014 being the year of the Denorfia bobblehead.

Looks like he is wearing a cannon proof vest in case of an attempted assassination by a Buccaneer.

If it weren’t for mixed-race marriage, we wouldn’t have The Rock. Now what kind of a world would that be?

Well, now Golden must feel a little silly for buying all those bright orange ties.

(admittedly just for visual stuff for now)