That’s totally a teenage crush move right there. I’ll throw the basketball at her, break her face, then she’ll like me.

Me: *tries putting straw on WD40*
Me: Hoe, don’t do it.
WD40: *sprays in my face*
Me: Oh my god.

Jay and Silent Knob

A 13 y.o. kid gets to watch his idols play professional basketball from up close and ends up befriending a young sports writer (adorable).

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

You know most teams that over achieve into even a 1 game playoff would think it was a successful season. But hot damn did they blow it and I loved every minute of the long sucky road the Yankees ran to end the season

You know it must be killing Rex to see his team constantly shoot itself in the foot. I hope for his well-being that the team can get things turned around soon.

Joon Lee:“Ichiro’s out there throwing sliders!”

I missed the article early, so I’m funneling my gripe into this one. The whole idea of whether or not a car is a “Nazi car” is stupid because the United States spent literally billions of dollars rebuilding the economies of the people we had just defeated in World War II. In the aftermath of the war, some very smart…

This was the last shot of Moses’s career:

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

Isn’t it time for DUAN? I just had lunch-

Big update coming, probably in a new post. One of our readers linked us to new imagery proving that this thing is indeed a full stealth rework of the Hornet exactly as theorized, and was envisioned almost certainly to be unmanned. No trick of the camera or unknown variables at play. Stay tuned.

Man, Rickey stole 5 bases in that game. He’s like Billy Hamilton, but good at every part of baseball

Fart recirculator

11. Dead puppy smell.

No because everyone who wears these are old and I am still young and full of life.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base