(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

The training staff will have to answer for this.... earlier in the week, all the trainer told the media was that Noah had a bad toothache.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?

Can’t

This is not Gawker

I wonder what that bumper sticker said?

Oh, shit, an inflammatory article on a ‘blog that gets inflammatory replies!

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

Ugh, so much diving.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

You mean the one that got Farrell ejected?

THE PARKING SPACE LINES ARE MADE OUT OF BRICK. He doesn’t need the money.