You should look up where the money from wildlife tags goes to.

I Know What You Dino Last Summer

Right-wing propaganda piece about a small businessman just trying to feed his family by opening up a dinosaur theme park but burdensome government regulations prevent him from doing so just because the last four dinosaur theme parks resulted in thousands of deaths.

Who’s dick game is A1

This is what happens to your kids when they have a Buddy and not a father.

From the Yankees’ press office: “Congratulations to A-Rod for this momentous milestone thing that pretty much anybody could do, when you think about it, so it’s really no big deal.”

Bullpen: Hey coach! Check out this list of demands we’re going to give Wilson for his homerun ball!

Score another one for MLS, whose teams make sure their players can’t afford to travel to Tenerife in the first place.

You...didn’t see them go burn down a bunch of tents? You didn’t catch the obvious beating of that point into you when Davos knew that exactly 20 men did the burning and horse killing?

“They’re going to raze the hill? I can only imagine that this will lead to more trouble.”

Forgot to mention the 3B umpire is Tony Randazzo who has a past with McClendon last year in Detroit.

But are we sure? Maybe we should try, just to make sure.

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

Umpires just don’t understand!

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

Well for one, that account started when Whitlock was working at Foxsports.com and was virtually invisible. Who the fuck is making a parody account and tweeting daily on it for a damn foxsports.com writer.

If you zoom back just enough you get ......omg its Jesus

When a landing gear gers ripped on one of our Chinooks we make a platform of railroad ties or pallets, then throw some soft cushion on top (smelly old barracks mattresses work), and have the flight engineer guide the pilot to land on top of it.