It's always interesting to read about superstars and find out they are just like us!!!!

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

I prefer this angle.

They don't suck corporate cock so naturally they're part of the liberal media and part of their plan to commit mass liberal indoctrination by which they brainwash young or otherwise malleable minds into thinking for themselves. It's scary shit if you're a fucking moron.

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

And he would still be shorter than Brady, who's "new contract" was just some accounting voodoo and doesn't change the fact that he's made more every single year since 2010 than Pedroia will make during the richest year of his new contract, which is 5 years from now.

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

Wat a bunch of compleet HORSESHIT!! Leave it to the libral meedia to try and take down one of the best offencive linemens the NFL has ever scene!! FOR WHAT?!! TELL ME!! Caus he gets emotional on the field of battel?! HES A LEADER!! Caus he tried to help his team by getting rid of a DRUG ATTIC?!! He should be rewarded…

No, no, no. I told you! It was supposed to be a Swiss bank account and a shady moustache, not the other way around.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

This guy?

Ви мад бро?

Shouting-out the Sixers on the day they beat the Heat? What a bandwagoner!

ESPN's Samantha Ponder dressed as a character from Disney's The Sandlot.

If anyone would be prepared for aborting at the last minute, it's J.J. Redick.

That's weird. Usually Wade is the one bitching about a possible foul contact.

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

Bob Costas wanted to compete, but had to dropout since you can't be on a high horse.

"Hey, pigeon! Fuck you!"

Already been done