False. There were no highlights from that game.

And what's the steep price?

Unfortunately such a sweet deal comes with a steep price: Ticket Oak gets to ravage your body for one (surprisingly sensuous) night.

Snap poll: Do you a) go to the game or do you b) take the $800 (or $1,000 or $1,500) profit?

A frat bro once asked Jim Leyland for his autograph and didn't have a pen. Leyland signed the kid's forearm using only his cigarette.

If she were in the kitchen she wouldn't have been punched.....

You should feel embarrassed to the point of suicide for posting this whiny shit.

NFL Films should do an entire tribute video of kickers laying out returners and (the other fan favorite) fat linemen scoring touchdowns. I don't know why, but people eat that shit up.

Because it was cool

True Schiano Power Move. Anybody, anytime, anywhere !

I dunno... If you're gonna throw punches you're fair game to be punched

I mean, I'm all for calling out floppers, but this is too much.

In keeping with the sport's catch-and-release ethos, Shaun Brown is now back on the streets.

[cums]

Sad Rob Gronkowski.

This explains a lot. The Browns' stellar play this year can only be the result of sorcery.

REPORTER: Jaeden, can you describe what we just saw there?

I wish Twitter didn't exist so I could be ignorant to how stupid the people I root for can be.

I think it is safe to say that if you die in a monster truck accident you immediatly gain admittance to Valhalla.

This is the first shot I took for Athletes Among Us. I'm lucky it turned out so well, otherwise I may have stopped before I started. I had the idea for this shot but no permission to use the location, so we practiced the shot in the parking lot. Once we were ready we walked in the store, but before we could get the…