How Tyrone Wheatley is not on the list of worst Giants ever is beyond me.

When will these dipshits ever learn that their twitter is going to be seen by more than just their friends? They will get it one day. When they are men. When they are 40.

Don't you hate it when you wait too long to pick a good user name, and you end up having to pick a really stupid one, Steve?

Do you really want a team full of second Stringers?

On more and we'll have a menage a tois!

I do this all the time.

Craig James:[reads last sentence]

This is of course a critical error that Braun also made. Laurenzi is actually Buddhist. Which also explains his Cubs fandom, given their belief in a fundamental truth that "life is pain and suffering."

Admittedly, I don't watch it very often, but I thought someone taking a header was a pretty normal thing to see in soccer.

I thought the same thing. Sentence didn't seem right to me either.

Read it again and think what day they are supposed to be played on.

When asked what happened on the call, Kulpa just pointed to his daughter Mia.

Simple math: backyard pool = lots of friends

This is how you do commentary. Learn from the best.

I'm with the players association on this. It seems unnecessarily mean-spirited to base ARod's suspension on his postseason batting average.

Doug Mirabelli's Day
9:00 Shakes off the cobwebs and gets out of bed.
9:01 Lets out a blistering fart and takes 90 second piss on his hands, farts 5 more times.
9:03 Drinks three raw eggs Rocky Balboa style and opens the fridge.
9:05 Takes out leftovers from the Kowloon Pupu Platter for three he picked up last night.
9:15…

strikes out in one pitch

Holy crap, this guy is so lucky that he got out alive, especially at this time of year. Falcon attacks are often deadly, except in January.

Probably because you'd reeeeeealy have to stretch your imagination.