Not shown: the shirt he wore to his apology presser.

You should hear what he's resorted too:

Good call, my error. I'm sure I wanted to find a way to make a D2 reference.

All those home runs and he still lives at home with his parents. He's a modern day Brady Anderson.

he must've heard that Tebow gets crazy skin in the Pacific islands.

"Meh."

Well, no. He didn't say he found one SB win in four years unacceptable (which could imply that they had deep playoff runs in the other three years). He said one playoff appearance in four years is unacceptable.

Typically, it's just to increase their Actions Per Minute (APM). At least in the early parts of a match. Later on, they'll be multitasking between attacking, defending, building, training units and so on.

OK, so here's some stuff from my notebook that didn't make it into the story:

Things Jimmy Butler does support: color coordinating.

Olbermann: ... and at number one, Mike Scioscia, who this week pinch hit for the struggling Josh Hamiton with Hank Congar against Robbie Ross in his return to Texas, in a tie game, in the eighth inning, thereby denying the fans the long-awaited moment of drama they've all been wanting to see since Hamilton spurned…

Aaron Hernandez: So, where should we shoot Odin? Alley?

...And that's only the second most ridiculous game-tying celebration in Miami, next to trying to re-enter the stadium.

Maybe it was a FaceTime call from his son. He'd need to project the screen onto the side of the building in order to actually see him.

Just Manny being Granny

I love that kind of ice. Where do they make that?

Last time I saw a teary Kraft? Looking down into my bowl at dinner since the divorce.

Tebow's plan to get everyone on the Pats arrested just so he can get playing time seems excessive.

:32 second mark...watch the right side of his knee. good lord.

Not following stupid American rules will only further endear the Rockets to their #1 target demo - our future Chinese overlords.